“Your goal is to get through the divorce, not to fight with your spouse.” — Stuart Scott

“I can’t do no literary work for the rest of this year because I’m meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.”  — Mark Twain

“Let miracles replace all grievances.” — A Course in Miracles

This one is from @dickprice on

“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.” -Johnny Carson

“Men decide far more problems by hate, love, lust, rage, sorrow, joy, hope, fear, illusion or some other inward emotion, than by reality, authority, any legal standard, judicial precedent, or statute.”
Marcus Tullius Cicero

I have a friend who collects “Life Is” quotes, you know, like “Life is a beach.”  HuffPostDivorce had the clever idea to ask for “Divorce Is” quotes from its readers.  Among the 139 quotes received were the following:

1.  “Divorce is hard on the body mind and soul.”

2.  “Divorce is a call to re-awaken your life.”

3.  “Divorce is too common. When you make things the norm…it is no surprise when they become the norm.”

4.  “Divorce is…preventable!!! Take the time to know who you are marrying @Kimkardashian.”

5.  “Divorce is…worth every tear cried and dollar spent.”

One of my favorites is: “Divorce is the exchange of one set of problems for another.”  Feel free to put your description of divorce in the comments.

“My wife says I never listen to her…or something like that.”

— Glenn Davis