Tag Archive for: Legal Separation

Marriage is on the rocks for Marge and Homer Simpson.

The celebrity cartoon couple will legally separate in the upcoming season when Homer leaves Marge and the kids for his pharmacist.

No word on whom Homer and Marge will hire for lawyers, but we’ve got room for just one more good case.

This one is from @dickprice on Twitter.com:

“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.” -Johnny Carson