Here are some secrets that divorce lawyers hope you’ll never find out.  Because if you did, they might go out of business.

“Arguing and getting angry, never works.  Understanding and loving, always works. – Notes from the Universe.”

“May your case be decided by a piece of paper that flies through an open window at the courthouse on the day of trial.”  – Unknown.

“He came to court seeking justice.  That was his mistake.’ – Unknown.

“May you have a lawsuit in which you know you are right.” – Ancient Chinese Curse.

“We pay judges to make decisions, not to be right.” – Unknown.

“The secret to the success of my marriage is that I’m hard of hearing and have a short memory.” — Anonymous