Deposition of Husband:

Q: And what did your wife contribute to the marriage?

A: Nothing.  I supported her and the children throughout the marriage.  And all their friends and pets and a maid, a handyman and a gardener.  I was the only one that worked.  I made all the money.  She didn’t contribute a dime.  All she did was spend it.

Deposition of Wife:

Q: And what did your husband contribute to the marriage?

A: Not a thing.  I took care of the kids, bandaged their boo-boos, dried their tears, helped them with their homework, made dinner for everyone, took them to soccer, arranged all the doctor visits and went to all the parent teacher meetings.  My husband just worked all the time and contributed nothing to the marriage.