Country music stars Blake Shelton, 39, and Miranda Lambert, 31, announced their divorce this week after four years of marriage.

This was not like your mama’s broken heart.  There were rumors of cheating, denied by both.

The tabloids said Blake was mixed up with another woman.  I imagine her lips tasted like Sangria.

But rumors also surfaced that Miranda was involved with country singer Chris Young.

Young said “Aw naw, to another I will be true.”