The tall beauty strode into my shabby downtown office like she owned the place. I wasn’t complaining. She had booked a half hour consult and my rent was due.
Her voice was sultry with a foreign accent. “My husband is behaving strangely. We never talk anymore. He is always tweeting on his cell phone or watching Fox News. We lead separate lives. It’s like we are roommates. What do you think it could be?”
Divorce lawyers are the repository of cynicism in the world. I broke it to her gently. “The French have an idiom. Cherchez la femme. It means, ‘Look for the woman’.”
Her eyes started to tear up as I handed her the box of tissues. A gesture I had repeated hundreds of times in this office.
I read that 42% of Republicans believe President Trump has been faithful to his wife. I’d bet dollars to doughnuts that none of them were divorce lawyers.
I could see this case calling for stormy weather and a big retainer.