Marriage is on the rocks for Marge and Homer Simpson. The celebrity cartoon couple will legally separate in the upcoming season when Homer leaves Marge and the kids for his pharmacist. No word on whom Homer and Marge will hire for lawyers, but we’ve got room for just one more good case.
“How much will my custody case cost?” is a question I hear over and over. I don’t know is the answer. If things go well, if both parents and attorneys are reasonable, and you are lucky, the cost may be below my initial retainer of $5,000 and you will get a refund. If you get […]
“Wherever a new disagreement emerges, so does new hope for enlightenment, on both sides of the fence.” — Mike Dooley, Notes from the Universe
The Maryland General Assembly has added “Mutual Consent” as new grounds for absolute divorce in Maryland, eliminating the waiting period, if (1) the parties do not have any minor children in common; (2) the parties execute and submit to the court a written settlement agreement signed by both parties that resolves all issues relating to […]
He will have to learn, I know, that all men are not just, all men are not true. But teach him also that for every scoundrel there is a hero; that for every selfish Politician, there is a dedicated leader… Teach him for every enemy there is a friend, Steer him away from envy, if […]
Rafi Meitiv, age 10, and his sister Dvora, age 6, were walking along Georgia Avenue in Silver Spring when a passerby spotted them and called the police. A police officer asked the children what they were doing, to which Rafi replied, walking home from the park. The officer then went to the Meitivs’ house to […]
Eva Mendes says the number one reason for divorce is sweatpants. That got a lot of pushback on social media but I think I know what she meant. Sweatpants is just a symbol for a way of life. In the sixties, some men grew their hair long. Others objected to that. But it wasn’t really […]
My son and I watched The Walking Dead together last weekend. We both looked at each other after it was over because we were still trying to figure out the ending. We rewound and rewatched it several times. Then we discussed it and put the clues together. Aha! So that’s what it meant. I told […]
by Robert Hayden Sundays too my father got up early and put his clothes on in the blueblack cold, then with cracked hands that ached from labor in the weekday weather made banked fires blaze. No one ever thanked him. I’d wake and hear the cold splintering, breaking. When the rooms were warm, he’d call, […]
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